Sunday, August 20, 2006

to the person impersonating kai heng, pls stop this CHILISH act. You find such things so fun to do right? i dare you to go to the speaker's corner and say all your spam there with the volume of the speakers turned up to the MAX, and make sure that what you do WILL LAND YOU IN THE MEDIA AND NEWSPAPERS. If u dun dare, pls stop this fucking nonsense. if you think what you are doing is very mature, i think you are plainly not using your brain. PUT YOUR BRAINS TO GOOD USE WILL YOU? DO SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP YOU INSTEAD OF MAKING RIDICULOUS SPAM ALL OVER PEOPLE'S BLOG. i know kai heng won't do such CHILDISH, IDIOTIC, STUPID, IRRITATING, BRAINLESS, SHITTIFYING THINGS as he is matured. he won't spend his freaking time here spamming ppl's blog. YOU MAY BE PISSED AT HIM IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, AND YOU MAY BE TRYING TO GET US TO CONFRONT HIM. IF THAT IS WHAT U ARE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH, I SUGGEST THAT U STOP IT. NO BODY SO STUPID AND BRAINLESS WOULD DO THAT AS THEY HAVE MORE BRAINS THAN YOU TO KNOW THAT SUCH THINGS ARE FREAKINGLY STUPID AND CHILDISH. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM A COMPUTING STUDENT. I CAN EASILY FIND OUT YOUR LOCATION OF SPAM THROUGH YOUR IP ADDRESS IN MY TAGBOARD. IF YOU CARRY ON SPAMMING OTHER PPL'S BLOG, I WILL REPORT THIS TO THE MEDIA AND MAKE IT A POLICE CASE. I'LL MAKE IT VERY BIG. IF THIS IS YOUR HOBBY, I SUGGEST THAT U GO GET A LIFE... EVEN KINDERGARDEN KIDS HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN YOU. GER'OFF MAN...

Saturday, August 19, 2006

I started a new game in class. i named it the ridiculous story game, where one person writes on word and pass it on the next person beside him to fill in the next word. it goes on and on untill a story is formed. here is what my class people did just yesterday during chinese lesson because we were all so terribly BORED TO DEATH!! so, the story starts here. i shall change the name of the person we used in case he reads my blog. haha... <(^(oo)^)> anyway, the story is a bit m18...if u dun mind reading then dun blame me if something happens ya.

The sun and moon stared blankly on the face of the monkey named LJ. Slackiest, anti-motivated baboon. The sun, decided to do a trick on that bastard with moon. A supernova lunarbeam was aimed straight at his *you know where*.
"AH!" Balls flying in his mouth, he was tasting his spermatosa and chewed happily on it. The moon saw what happened and told the world about it crazily. Chang'e mei mei was so absorbed by it that she cum!!! OMG! Hou yi [for your info. if u dunno, hou yi is chang'e 's lover.] got angry and aimed his arrow towards the eyes of LJ causing his red baboon ass got shot?!?[huh?] Hou Yi said to LJ," Hey! Be a man...do the right thing." He[LJ] replied," Who are you anyway?
Hou Yi says," You sound gay!","But you turn me on!"
LJ: "are you free later?"
Hou yi went to 7-eleven, bought *something* and flew to Hotel-81. Romantic ambience was accompanied with a candlelight dinner in the room. LJ was lying on the sofa. Hou yi said," So kan chiong for wat! Bathe first lah, you stink leh!"
"wah..ok lor...I'll be back in a 'flash'!!" He joined Hou Yi wearing nothing at all, they started petting and Chang'e joined in. "Arg!!"...OMFG! MASS ORGY! Cum was flying everywhere. LJ couldn't stand it...he was craving for it. "argh!" And began licking every drop of cum in the room! Soon you see him with sticlly face and a satisfied pleasure." Argh! song ah!" "I want more!" Soon, all the other hotel 'guest' joined in and the entire floor was flooded with cum and spermatosa. After everything ended, Hou yi and LJ could finally get some rest. NOT YET, Hou Yi was unhappy that the whole room was sooooo dirty with cum all around. he asked LJ," Hey you bitch, lick it!" LJ had no choice but to listen to his master, " ok, sir." and went back cleaning the whole room with his tongue! He did exactly so but it was so much tha he vomitted, and it was filled with white stuffings" OMG" ..Nonono, Hou Yi still wasn't satisfied. "I'll Leave right away if it's not clean.". " Ook," LJ said. No choice, he went back on sperm-lickign spree!

After LJ had cleaned up the room, Hou Yi siad," Thanks you for cleaning up the room for me so we do not have to call for house keeping." *grins*. LJ became anry for being insulted, he Tied Hou Yi to the bed with handcuffs and took out a whip!
He shouted, " Time to play the game!" Just then, LJ took a bottle, guggled some water and spewed out like a fountain of cum......
to be continued on monday....
see? lol...i think my class can be a group of random writers. so creative and dirty minded at times." haha...
ok...back to my council work...so sian...
tsuneharu